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[Blueblood]

I'll start.


- You had that pen in your hand only a second ago, and now you can't find it...

- You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out...

- You look for your reading glasses for half an hour only to realize you're wearing them...

[Dean Heuke]

- you have to go on toilet, and there's not toilet around you

- you listen to you favourite music and the telephone is ringing

- you wait for your Pizza over 1 hour

[itsallblack]

You go to the shop for something,then forget what you came in for.
Forget where you parked the car.

[All_Or_Nothing]

- you wake up in your boyfriends bed and he should be next to you but is instead watching tv or playing with the computer six in the morning...

- the car wont start because of the freaking cold! and your fingers are numb from trying to get the snow and ice off the windows



( got a good laugh btw guys! :D )

[Elwood72]

-You don't notice how low you are on gas,until the car stalls....

[itsallblack]

The elastic's gone in your boxer shorts.

[elizabeth]

you still don't have your driver's license.

[TakkunEG]

- You look for your pen/paintbrush, get up, remove the chair cushions, then when you reach up to grab your hair in frustration, you find it stuck in your ponytail/clip.

- Nobody talks to you during the crappy song on the car radio (or ipod headphones), but when you turn up the good song to jam out and/or sing, suddenly your passenger has some long-winded bullsh!t they absolutely must tell you right then.

- Shopper asks you a tax question that's a little obscure, and you find the info on your cheat sheets only after they've already walked off.

[theologica]

- you go to download something on Limewire and nearly everything in the search listing stalls when you try to add it to the downloads list.

[itsallblack]

theologica said:

- you go to download something on Limewire and nearly everything in the search listing stalls when you try to add it to the downloads list.

Or somebody doing a Bill Clinton impersonation.

[Blueblood]

- You download from Limewire and get a major computer destroying trojan/virus...

- when the fiancé you’re living with is dating and starting another family while you're at work...

- Selecting the perfect fruit or vegetable only to throw it out later...

- paying a late fee for a DVD you didn't have time to watch...

[Dean Heuke]

All_Or_Nothing said:

- you wake up in your boyfriends bed and he should be next to you but is instead watching tv or playing with the computer six in the morning...

haha .... that could be me :D

[vicious]

Dean Heuke said:

haha .... that could be me :D

poor jennifer;)

[vicious]

- when you're heading home with your bike, drunk as hell, and don't know anymore where you live

- when you're waiting on the bus and it looks ages when it come's. when you put up a smoke... the bus is there

[The Soul Man]

Blueblood said:

- You download from Limewire and get a major computer destroying trojan/virus...

Limewire is nothing but viruses....:mad:
try grooveshark instead;)

(for you in the uk, spain, france, norway and sweden, I recommend spotify. It's legal too..)

[The_Soul_Man]

-Your bff's mom is a paranoid schizophrenic who barely lets her daughter over your place even though nothing will happen to her

-Your boyfriend dislikes/likes one of your Christmas presents

-Your boyfriend doesn't call much but he loves you to death

-Your bff is being stolen from you by your newfound enemy. -_-

[Elwood72]

-Your wife just........leaves.


Sorry,that was the last one,I promise.

[itsallblack]

You talk to people more online ,than you do in reality.

[Belushi87]

-when you have indepth conversations with someone via text message but when you see them in person there's awkward silence.

-when your listening to your ipod and someone is trying to talk to you. and they know you can't hear them.

[Blueblood]

- You've just made the perfect cup of coffee to go with your fresh hot muffin, then you turn around and trip over the cat...

- Your car starts every time but the day of your job interview...

- People stare at you at the Mall and you think it's because of your swanky new shirt...until you arrive home to discover the price tag and labels are still attached...