Meet Blackadder 5.
Started by BlackadderIIIII, Jul 22 2008 09:25 PM
12 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 22 July 2008 - 09:25 PM
Greetings. I am Edmund Blackadder the Fifth. The newest member of the famous and filthy rich Blackadder Dynasty. You may refer to me as BA5, Edmund, or just Blackie. All of my ancestors have one thing in common, they were all played by Rowan Atkinson. I happen to be quite the mastermind. I think of really cunning plans and I'm also quite witty and have a dark sense of humour. Most of the time I come across as the deadpan snarker too due to the fact I rely on sarcasm. I dress mainly in black and have a refined sense of class. I have no supernatural powers of any kind but make it up for it with my super genius intelliect and fox-like wit. I live up in Blackadder Manor which is in a very dark remote location. I have a sidekick named Baldrick who's a tad uncouth and extremely idiotic. My favourite colour is black and my favourite animals happen to be cats, snakes, spiders, koalas, pandas, wolves, foxes, bats, and a variety of different bugs. I get up into all sorts of predicaments in which I always have a cunning plan to get out of said situation. I'm extremely well educated and happen to be good at acting, writing, inventing, delivering various witty insults/putdowns and making cunning plans. I also have quite a big memory and can remember everything that's ever happened.
It's 106 miles to Gotham, I've got a cunning plan, half an idea of where we are going, it's dark, and we're going above the speed limit. Hit it." -
Blackadder Blues.
Blackadder Blues.
#2
Posted 22 July 2008 - 10:11 PM
BlackadderIIIII said:
I also have quite a big memory and can remember everything that's ever happened.
Yaawwnnnnn ... can you remember how many times you've been banned?
#3
Posted 22 July 2008 - 10:39 PM
I have no idea what you are talking about my good man. I have never been banned from this board at all. You're obviously confusing me for someone else. I'm not this CrazyJake fellow or whatever his name is- I am an entirely different person. I'm Edmund Blackadder The Fifth. I'm afraid you have the wrong man.
It's 106 miles to Gotham, I've got a cunning plan, half an idea of where we are going, it's dark, and we're going above the speed limit. Hit it." -
Blackadder Blues.
Blackadder Blues.
#4
Posted 23 July 2008 - 05:17 AM
If you are new to this board, how did you know about CrazyJake et al. ?
"We gotta find a way to remain on this board... honestly."
"Mmmm... that could be a problem."
- Joliet Jo and Vinnie Blues. The Blues Sisters.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
"The day I get on this forum, and my own sister picks me up in a Caddy with a French license plate !"
- Joliet Jo Blues
"Our Lady of Blessed Brakes, don't fail me now !"
- Vinnie Blues
"Mmmm... that could be a problem."
- Joliet Jo and Vinnie Blues. The Blues Sisters.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
"The day I get on this forum, and my own sister picks me up in a Caddy with a French license plate !"
- Joliet Jo Blues
"Our Lady of Blessed Brakes, don't fail me now !"
- Vinnie Blues
#5
Posted 23 July 2008 - 07:00 AM
Vinnie Blues said:
If you are new to this board, how did you know about CrazyJake et al. ?
When you're right, you're right!
You're not fooling anyone. Yes, your email address, country, date of birth, name and avatar change every time you sign up...but your IP always gives it away!
Here's all the evidence I need:
[IMG2]http://bbhosts.net/files/cubbyblues_ip.jpg[/IMG2]
Now normally I wouldn't mess about with someone's privacy by publicly posting their IP addresses online, but as far as I'm concerned you won't respect my banning, so I have every right to post whatever I like.
You're banned. Deal with it.
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#6
Posted 23 July 2008 - 07:15 AM
finally
#7
Posted 23 July 2008 - 10:39 AM
Thanks Chris - you da best !
(I was sure there was something with IP address that could be done !)
Anyway, I found his tone to be too much arrogant. He would have ended up having a row with one of us here and been banned or whatever.
(I was sure there was something with IP address that could be done !)
Anyway, I found his tone to be too much arrogant. He would have ended up having a row with one of us here and been banned or whatever.
"We gotta find a way to remain on this board... honestly."
"Mmmm... that could be a problem."
- Joliet Jo and Vinnie Blues. The Blues Sisters.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
"The day I get on this forum, and my own sister picks me up in a Caddy with a French license plate !"
- Joliet Jo Blues
"Our Lady of Blessed Brakes, don't fail me now !"
- Vinnie Blues
"Mmmm... that could be a problem."
- Joliet Jo and Vinnie Blues. The Blues Sisters.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
"The day I get on this forum, and my own sister picks me up in a Caddy with a French license plate !"
- Joliet Jo Blues
"Our Lady of Blessed Brakes, don't fail me now !"
- Vinnie Blues
#9
Posted 23 July 2008 - 11:19 AM
i find it pretty amusing to read all these different personalities he can come up with
"Tell me I'm a sinner I got news for you
I spoke to God this morning and he don't like you!"
I spoke to God this morning and he don't like you!"
#10
Posted 23 July 2008 - 11:20 AM
Blueblood said:

ah holy **** !!! leo dont do that !! :D
"Tell me I'm a sinner I got news for you
I spoke to God this morning and he don't like you!"
I spoke to God this morning and he don't like you!"
#11
Posted 23 July 2008 - 10:47 PM
Blueblood said:

I think I should call my mother....
joking, of course.
#12
Posted 24 July 2008 - 05:06 AM
bbcentral said:
When you're right, you're right!
You're not fooling anyone. Yes, your email address, country, date of birth, name and avatar change every time you sign up...but your IP always gives it away!
Here's all the evidence I need:
[img2]http://bbhosts.net/files/cubbyblues_ip.jpg[/img2]
Now normally I wouldn't mess about with someone's privacy by publicly posting their IP addresses online, but as far as I'm concerned you won't respect my banning, so I have every right to post whatever I like.
You're banned. Deal with it.
You're not fooling anyone. Yes, your email address, country, date of birth, name and avatar change every time you sign up...but your IP always gives it away!
Here's all the evidence I need:
[img2]http://bbhosts.net/files/cubbyblues_ip.jpg[/img2]
Now normally I wouldn't mess about with someone's privacy by publicly posting their IP addresses online, but as far as I'm concerned you won't respect my banning, so I have every right to post whatever I like.
You're banned. Deal with it.
This guy never gives up does he??
[IMG2]http://www.bluesbrot...line=1193351210[/IMG2]
#13
Posted 24 July 2008 - 07:24 AM
He's probably on a mission from God, Bluesharp...
"We gotta find a way to remain on this board... honestly."
"Mmmm... that could be a problem."
- Joliet Jo and Vinnie Blues. The Blues Sisters.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
"The day I get on this forum, and my own sister picks me up in a Caddy with a French license plate !"
- Joliet Jo Blues
"Our Lady of Blessed Brakes, don't fail me now !"
- Vinnie Blues
"Mmmm... that could be a problem."
- Joliet Jo and Vinnie Blues. The Blues Sisters.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
"The day I get on this forum, and my own sister picks me up in a Caddy with a French license plate !"
- Joliet Jo Blues
"Our Lady of Blessed Brakes, don't fail me now !"
- Vinnie Blues
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