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Hey! But they didn't say THAT! [Blues Brothers Captions]


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#161 Blueblood

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Posted 12 January 2008 - 11:35 PM

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Jake: Oh that's just great.

Elwood: yeah. I kno.

Jake: Ok, if she's not back by this time next week, I'm outta here.

Elwood: I hear ya.

Ok, Ready...? Mark...annnnd...Check..

#162 Jo_Pierce

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Posted 12 January 2008 - 11:47 PM

Keep posting cute pictures of Elwood like that, and I'll be back sooner than you want me to be.

He's so cute. Did I mention that I heart Elwood?

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#163 Vinnie Blues

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Posted 13 January 2008 - 03:00 PM

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Admit it, Jo, you'd like to be in Jake's stead in this pic... in Elwood's arms... (and not for checking time only... LOL)
I understand you...
"We gotta find a way to remain on this board... honestly."
"Mmmm... that could be a problem."
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#164 Stephemu

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Posted 14 January 2008 - 12:21 AM

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Jake: Geez! Did she say what I think she said?

Elwood: Yeaaah-up!

Jake: I think Jo and Blueblood are a bad influence on Vinnie.

Elwood: Yeaaah-up! But if no one else wants to play...

Jake: What a buncha straight laced accountants....

Elwood: I bet they drive Hondas.

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Jake: S**t, man.
Elwood: What?
Jake: That Steph girl's just turned up.
Elwood: The what?
Jake: That Steph girl. That Stephemu who's started hanging around! Her family has a Honda.
Elwood: Whadda we do?
Jake: Don't make eye contact. She might go away.

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Jake: Elwood...
Elwood: Look, man, you promised Steph you'd join the captions thread the day she thought of something stupid to have us say. You can't lie to a fan. We've gotta go and join the fun.

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Curtis: No, please... don't take me away. Don't make me go there. I don't wanna be given ridiculous captions!

And so it begins. ;)

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Jake: Elwood! Get the lighter ready! I'm gonna blow that stained glass window right out!

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Jake: Goal!!

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Give me an "S", give me an "X"...

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[I had to try so, so hard not to make a couple of those Jake ones rather suss. I'm sure you can see which ones. :lol:]

#165 Jo_Pierce

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Posted 14 January 2008 - 06:25 AM

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Maurie : Err... It's a strip club. They're looking for male dancers... Real, hairy males... You can keep these towels on, you know... for a start.
Elwood : (thinking) Can we keep our fedoras and shades on too ?
Maurie : Well, not on your heads...

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#166 Jo_Pierce

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Posted 14 January 2008 - 06:29 AM

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Jake: Well, it's about friggin time, Steph...!!

Elwood: Nah... that was just about perfect....

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#167 Vinnie Blues

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Posted 14 January 2008 - 03:39 PM

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Jake: S**t, man.
Elwood: What?
Jake: That Steph girl's just turned up.
Elwood: The what?
Jake: That Steph girl. That Stephemu who's started hanging around! Her family has a Honda.
Elwood: Whadda we do?
Jake: Don't make eye contact. She might go away.

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Jake: Elwood...
Elwood: Look, man, you promised Steph you'd join the captions thread the day she thought of something stupid to have us say. You can't lie to a fan. We've gotta go and join the fun.

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Curtis: No, please... don't take me away. Don't make me go there. I don't wanna be given ridiculous captions!

And so it begins. ;)

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Jake: Elwood! Get the lighter ready! I'm gonna blow that stained glass window right out!

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Jake: Goal!!

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Give me an "S", give me an "X"...

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"Save Money the Blues Brothers Way" - tip number 106: When conducting a funeral, trim out unnecessary expenses such as a coffin.

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Yes, that's right, folks: the "Save Money the Blues Brothers Way" program includes handy tips for everyone, from bucking bull riders to double bass players. Order your copy today!


[I had to try so, so hard not to make a couple of those Jake ones rather suss. I'm sure you can see which ones. :lol:]


LOL ! :-D:-D:-D too great ! Especially the Jake ones !!! Keep up the good caption work ! And welcome to the craziest thread on this board !

(I don't I need to get bad influence from some individuals on this board... I have a bad influence on myself already... LOL Or maybe I can have a bad influence on other folks ? LOL)
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#168 Steam McQueen

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Posted 15 January 2008 - 12:14 AM

I'm all about the toast, man.
Or is that the Toast Man.


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Jake: Elwood! Get the lighter ready! I'm gonna blow that stained glass window right out!


LOL!! I almost hurled with laughter at that one, Steph! Great stuff.:D

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#169 Jo_Pierce

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 09:41 AM

Admit it, Jo, you'd like to be in Jake's stead in this pic... in Elwood's arms... (and not for checking time only... LOL)



What makes you think I haven't been, Vinnie... :twisted:

My vacation was WAY too short...

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#170 Jo_Pierce

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 09:45 AM

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Maurie : Okay, boys, you all done...?
Jake : Gimme a second. It's gonna take a few more minutes to finish getting clean...
Elwood : Uh, what are you talking about, Jake? You've never been clean in your whole life, man.

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#171 Vinnie Blues

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 12:04 PM

What makes you think I haven't been, Vinnie... :twisted:


Yeah, I know... in your wildest dreams... :twisted:

My vacation was WAY too short...


Vacations are ALWAYS too short !!! :D
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"Mmmm... that could be a problem."
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#172 Jo_Pierce

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 12:42 PM

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Elwood: What is Vinnie talking about? That wasn't a dream...

Jake: Uh, yeah, Elwood. It was. You didn't spend the week with Jo...

Elwood: I didn't? What day is it?

Jake: Wednesday, Jan 16

Elwood: Yeah. That's what I got. Jan 16, 1978.

Jake: Elwood... a dream, I said.

Elwood: If it was a dream, how do you explain that bra under my bed...

Jake: Damn. My watch must be broken...

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#173 Jo_Pierce

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Posted 17 January 2008 - 10:47 AM

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#174 Jo_Pierce

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Posted 18 January 2008 - 04:06 PM

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Elwood: What did you order?

Jake : Four fried chickens, and a coke... You getting your usual toast?

Elwood: Nope.

Jake: No?

Elwood: Nope. I ordered a Whale Omelete.

Jake: A Whale Omelete?

Elwood : Yeaaaah-up.

Jake: What does that taste like? Chicken?

Elwood : Nope. Jo.

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#175 Vinnie Blues

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Posted 18 January 2008 - 04:14 PM

The whale omelette cracked me up !
"We gotta find a way to remain on this board... honestly."
"Mmmm... that could be a problem."
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- Joliet Jo Blues
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- Vinnie Blues

#176 Jo_Pierce

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Posted 18 January 2008 - 04:16 PM

I will personally give bonus points to the person who first identifies where the Whale Omlete reference comes from. (It wasn't mine.)

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#177 Vinnie Blues

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Posted 18 January 2008 - 04:17 PM

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Jake : You know what, Elwood ?

Elwood : What ?

Jake : When I see these two having a row like this, I say to myself... we shouldna get married. Don't get married, El.

Elwood : No, don't get married either, Jake. Err... Jake... weren't you supposed to get married ?

Jake : What do you think I had stuck that gas station ? To pay for the band's bar tab and service ?! But nooooooooooooo !!!
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"Mmmm... that could be a problem."
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#178 Jo_Pierce

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Posted 18 January 2008 - 04:22 PM

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Jake : Yeah.... No marriage for me. The only way they'll get me hitched is a Shotgun Wedding.

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#179 Vinnie Blues

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Posted 18 January 2008 - 04:24 PM

I will personally give bonus points to the person who first identifies where the Whale Omlete reference comes from. (It wasn't mine.)


Wouldna be... Blackadder ? Prince George a.k.a. "Thicker as a whale omelette" ?

Can I have a portion of whale omelette as a reward ? :mrgreen:
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"Mmmm... that could be a problem."
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"The day I get on this forum, and my own sister picks me up in a Caddy with a French license plate !"
- Joliet Jo Blues
"Our Lady of Blessed Brakes, don't fail me now !"
- Vinnie Blues

#180 Vinnie Blues

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Posted 18 January 2008 - 04:27 PM


Jake : Yeah.... No marriage for me. The only way they'll get me hitched is a Shotgun Wedding.


Excellent !!! Jo, I'm at Bob's (the chatroom), if you wanna talk or just say hello.
"We gotta find a way to remain on this board... honestly."
"Mmmm... that could be a problem."
- Joliet Jo and Vinnie Blues. The Blues Sisters.
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"The day I get on this forum, and my own sister picks me up in a Caddy with a French license plate !"
- Joliet Jo Blues
"Our Lady of Blessed Brakes, don't fail me now !"
- Vinnie Blues




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