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[Odupianist]

Hey everyone,

What's your favorite quotes from any of John's stuff?

(I'm just listing mine from some of the stuff I know John from, feel free to add whatever)

Blues Brothers - "How much for the little girl? How much for the women? Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me."
Animal House - "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!"
SNL - "Achoo." (Beethoven skit)

[JacobSteinAFM]

I'm a zit. Get it?

[bluesharp]

Just thought i'd let you know this has topic has been done before,but what the hell!!
Mrs Tarantino: Are you the police?
Elwood:No ma'am,we're musicians.
Cracks me up every time :lol:

[dixiesquare]

look eagles ( as he points to pidgeons in daley plaza in continental divide)

on the day i get out of prison , my own brother picks me up in a police car

[Jakefreak]

"I ran out of gas, I didnt have enough money for cab fare, my tux didnt come back from the cleaners, an old friend came in from out of town, there was an earthquake, a terrible flood, look it wasent my fault I swear to Goooooooddddd!!!"

and then the look on his face imeadiatly after to see if she bought it.

[JolietJustin]

On his Best of DVD, the party where he is the Incredible Hulk, when he shows Lois the present he brought for Superman and he goes: "KRYPTONITE!'
I just found that to be hillarious!

"Gooood EVE-A-NING" then the little smirk!

[Odupianist]

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Just thought i'd let you know this has topic has been done before,but what the hell!!

I figured it had but the thread was dead so I added a topic to it.

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On his Best of DVD, the party where he is the Incredible Hulk, when he shows Lois the present he brought for Superman and he goes: "KRYPTONITE!'
I just found that to be hillarious!

Haha, yeah it was a toss up between "Achoo" and "Kryptonite."

[JolietAndrew]

"I owe it all to the little chocolate donuts."

[elwoods_gurl]

Blues Brothers = "Well thank YOU pal. The day I get out of prison, my own brother picks me up in a police car!"
and
"Well then, I guess you're really up shit creek."

SNL = "I would like... to feed your fingertips... to the wolverines."
and
"'I've never seen 5 grand in my life! So don't ask me for it, why don't you ask your mother!?' Which was a dumb thing to say because his mother just died."
and
"That's not bad luck, that's dumb luck!"

[JakeandElwood1]

OMG!!!!!!!!! elwoods_gurl that was a freaking awesome one from SNL!!!!! I love saying that quote about his mother. That was great!!!!!!!!

[mmwoodland]

One my favorite skits from SNL was the Coneheads on Family Fued, Bill Murray playing host.
Some of my favs from that skit, They're not all Dan:
"I, Beldar will attempt to obtain fast money."
"chicken neck, chicken neck" (Belushi)
"Something you eat with eggs (Murray)", "Fiberglass" (Beldar)
"Things people like to bite (Murray)", "The big one" (connie)
If you can find this skit watch it. It is great I've got it in the best of Dan Aykroyd from SNL.
Some more SNL quotes from Dan:
"Honey would you LMNOpen the door" (metric alphabet)
"Invisible pedestrian, not for blind kids" (Irwin Mainway)
"I call this one the Snake" (Fred Garvin)
"Astronauts to the moon ha ha ha"
Dan Aykroyd Rules!!!

[JakeandElwood1]

Wow the metric alphabet is so amazing! My little bro and I say it all the time. It is so funny!!!

[mmwoodland]

I know right..."I caught a big EFISH" it's so inventive for someone to sit and think of something like that. I couldn't do it. I guess that's why I'm not a millionaire!!! ha ha ha

[mmwoodland]

I know I'll stop...this is John Belushi quotes okay heres one from SNL:
"BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" hahaha I am an SNL freak if you can't tell. The first five years only cuz now it sucks. But they come up with something funny every once in a while.

[jolietpaul106]

My favorite from Blues Brothers is "This car's got alotta pick up"
and from SNL: Is either "We're out... of wolverines... would you except a badger... in es place" or "4 cheeburger!... nope no fry chip...4 chip! and what to drink no no orange no grape no coke pesi...4 pesi!

[Mike]

Toga...Toga...Toga

[aykroydfanforev]

Four fried chickens and a Coke.
and some dry white toast Please
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit It

[jolietpaul106]

these are all hilarious lines

[jake_lee_blues]

"See If You can guess what i am"
Puts some sort of white food in his mouth, then spits it out of his mouth
"Im a zit get it?"

[miss_elwood]

I don't know why, but I love it in the movie when they say:

Elwood: ****.
Jake: What?
Elwood: Rollers.
Jake: No?
Elwood: Yep.
Jake: ****.