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[Odupianist]

Hey everyone,

What's your favorite quotes from any of Dan's stuff?

(I'm just listing mine from some of the stuff I know Dan from, feel free to add whatever)

Blues Brothers - "It wasn't a lie, just bullshit. I took the liberty of bullshitting you."
Blues Brothers 2000 - "You’re telling me you don’t miss it? The music, man. You know you miss the music. No pharmaceutical product could ever equal the rush you get when the band hits that groove, the people are dancing, shouting, and swaying, and the house is rocking."
Ghostbusters - "Listen, do you smell that?"
Coneheads - "If I did not fear incarceration from human authority figures, I would terminate your life functions by applying sufficient pressure to your blunt skull so as to force its collapse."
Festrunk Bros - "Poor foxes, every time they're having sex, they must visit their closest national monument."
SNL - "Jane, you ignorant slut."

[dixiesquare]

admit it you were rooting around for ramona

[Jakefreak]

dixiesquare said:

admit it you were rooting around for ramona

also one of my favorites.



Tommy Boy- "went a little heavy on the pine tree...step 2 is washing it off"

Blues Brothers- "The light was yellow sir."

"You want I should wash the dead bugs out the winsheild?"

"The bar lady never charged us for the first round so we
figured beer was like complimentary for the band."
"oww you fat penguin"

Blues brothers 2000- "you know I been Jacked around"...(smack)

"Everybody into the Bluesmobile"

[JakeandElwood1]

Dixiesquare that was great!! Nice Neighbors quote!!

[chopstix]

from Doctor Detroit:

"Where am I?'
"Why, you're here."
"Where is here?"
"Here is..where it's at."

I forgot the rest. It just struck me as really funny the way he said it.

[JakeandElwood1]

I like the one in Doctor Detriot:

"NO I WILL NOT SELL MY MOTHER!"

or

"Nice legs" Danny then looks up looks back down at his legs looks up and says "Th-Thank you"

[elwoods_gurl]

Blues Brothers: "Our lady of blessed acceleration don't fail me now."

Ghost Busters: "I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!"

Casper: "Who you gonna call? Somebody else!"

SNL: "Jane. you ignorant slu.t" and "Save the liver!"

[ChAnOoD_bLuEs]

I liked one quote on SNL when they were talking about marijuana on the news part...

Dan: Jeff Morris is dead.



You will get it if you watch it

[JacobSteinAFM]

SNL: "Welcome. I'm Julia Child. Today, we're going to make a holiday feast, and we're going to start with a half-boned chicken, a fine, fat roasting chicken. Now, first, remove the giblets - and you really should save the giblets. They make a fine stock for soup. Or you can save the liver and fry it up with some onions for a little snack; or if you have a number of livers, you can make a lovely liver pate, or a delicious liverwurst which you can spread on a cracker - a Ritz cracker, a Saltine... or rye bread, or pumpernickel bread... or if you're celebrating the Jewish holidays, you can make a chopped liver and shape it into the bust of a friend... if someone's getting married or bar-mitzvahed... am I saying that right? Bar-mitzvahed? Or, if you have a little cat or a dog, they love liver. Save the liver! Don't throw it away! I hope I've made my point. Don't throw the liver away. Now, where was I? Oh, yes. Anyway, it's time to bone the chicken. Now, for this, you need a very sharp knife. You can't do nothing without a sharp knife! [She holds chicken and cuts along it with a sharp knife] Now, you place the chicken on its stomach, and cut along the backbone to the pug nose like so... [She suddenly drops the knife ] Crap! Oh! Oh, now I've done it - I've cut the dickens out of my finger. Well, I'm glad, in a way, this has happened... [Blood squirts out of her hand onto the chicken] We have never really discussed what to do. First, we must stop the bleeding. [She holds her apron over her hand] The best way is to put pressure on the apron, like so... [Blood keeps sqirting all over the kitchen] Now, you want to raise your hand above your head so the blood doesn't pump all the way up. [Blood continues to squirt, going everywhere] Well, the apron doesn't seem to be working, so I recommend natural coagulants, such as chicken liver... [picks up the chicken liver] Remember not to throw away the liver! [Blood gushes over the chicken liver] Oh, God, it's throbbing! Well, a tourniquet can be made, using a chicken bone... [She wraps a towel and a chicken bone around her hand] Find a pressure point between the heart and the wound - in this case, the wrist - and cut off the blood. This is a last resort, however, because you could lose your hand if you tighten it too much! [the blood keeps on squirting. She starts to get a little woozy] If you're too woozy to tie the tourniquet, you might call Emergency Help - there's not much time left... [She hobbles towards the phone on back wall and picks it up] Now, every kitchen phone should have the Emergency number written on it somewhere... [She looks at her phone ] This one doesn't! 9-1-1! [She tries to dial the number, but can't] Oh, this phone is a prop, it doesn't work! [She drops the phone, becoming increasingly woozy] That's a shame, because I'm remembering a time when I was a little girl and I... had a dog named Admiral... and I used to give him liver... and my mother gave me a doll... [She starts tipping from side to side and stares blankly at the audience] Why are you all spinning? Uh... I think I'm going to go to sleep now... bon appetit... [She falls headfirst onto the counter on top of the chicken, but manages to jump up one last time] Save the liver! [She falls back onto the counter and twitches before dying]"


Blues Brothers: "Hey Jake! Gotta be at least 7 dollars worth of change here!"

Ghostbusters: "LISTEN! Do you smell that?"

Tommy Boy: "Send over a bottle of bubbly with a bucket of ice and a card. Have it say, 'Tough break, get drunk on me. Use the bucket to ice down your marbles, Yours, Z.'"

[elwoods_gurl]

omigod, i LOVE that sketch so much!!! haha, that's my favorite Dan Aykroyd sketch!!!

[JacobSteinAFM]

It's been said that Julia Child herself was very proud of that skit, and has even been known to have shown it at many of her dinner parties.

[JakeandElwood1]

I just thought of one from SNL. Gilda Radner is playing his daughter and she wants him to tell her a story. It is just about over and she was like "And did Bambi come out of the forest?"

Dan was like" Bambi? Yeah Bambi came out of the woods this guy was going about 60 and WHAMO!!!!!!!" That was so funny. I died laughing!!

[beacky278]

ooh man i love that skit!!! I died laughing too :lol:

[grumpydawg]

OW!! YOU FAT (7LETTER F WORD) PENGUIN!

[JolietJustin]

Elwood doesnt say the F bomb in that phrase. It's just Ow you fat penguin!

[dixiesquare]

it's" f*** this noise as the penguin attacks jake with the metal ruler

it is jake that says" no f****** way " when they pull up to the orphanage

[mmwoodland]

Odupianist said:

Hey everyone,

What's your favorite quotes from any of Dan's stuff?

(I'm just listing mine from some of the stuff I know Dan from, feel free to add whatever)

Blues Brothers - "It wasn't a lie, just bullshit. I took the liberty of bullshitting you."
Blues Brothers 2000 - "You’re telling me you don’t miss it? The music, man. You know you miss the music. No pharmaceutical product could ever equal the rush you get when the band hits that groove, the people are dancing, shouting, and swaying, and the house is rocking."
Ghostbusters - "Listen, do you smell that?"
Coneheads - "If I did not fear incarceration from human authority figures, I would terminate your life functions by applying sufficient pressure to your blunt skull so as to force its collapse."
Festrunk Bros - "Poor foxes, every time they're having sex, they must visit their closest national monument."
SNL - "Jane, you ignorant slut."

Coneheads SNL-"Something you eat with eggs (Bill Murray)" "Fiberglass" (Beldar)
Blues Brothers- It's 106 miles to Chicago, We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack a cigarettes, it's dark and were wearing sunglasses--HIT IT.

[mmwoodland]

When they are in the tent in Spies Like Us and they're all like "Dr. Dr. Dr. " They say Dr. like twenty times. I thought it was funny I like that movie.

Ghostbusters: "Don't worry, we handle this kind of thing all the time" (Dan)
That was when they were in the Sedgewick hotel on there first call.

"He's an ugly little spud isn't he"

I think one of the best ones in GB was when Dan said "Well that wasn't such a chore now was it." After they caught the first ghost.

[Kellieblues]

I think Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute was pretty hilarious at times.

[bluesharp]

Elwood:I took the liberty of bullsh***ing you,okay?

Jake:You lied to me.

Elwood:It wasn't lies,it was bullsh**

Priceless!!