Elwood...smoking?

[Blueblood]

Food! My favorite meal! Gosh mom, thanks!

[takkuneg]

Look for special marked packages of Food and get a coupon for Beverage!

[bluesharp]

Originally Posted by Blueblood

Let's say in an erotic sense it can be 'gobbled'...

Oh my lordy,lord!!
What do you say to that,well i could say 1 or 2 things,but i won't!!

[Scott]

We now return to BB Forum Escapades, already in progress.

[Vinnie Blues]

Originally Posted by Scott

Yeah, erm... well, we have to go to a commercial break right now.

Depends on the kind of commercials : Example :

You going to walk for a Camel
Or are you going to make like Mr Chesterfield and satisfy ?
(...)
Then she pulled out my Jim Beam and to her surprise
It was every bit as hard as my Canadian Club

Brought to you by Jake B. - thank you Jake !!! We got everything we need (almost). Muhahahahaha

[Syd-Blues]

Duct tape? Handcuffs?! My kinda party.

[Vinnie Blues]

Originally Posted by Syd-Blues

Duct tape? Handcuffs?! My kinda party.

You're welcome... don't forget your leather stuff too. We're quite a few Dominatrix around here... LOL

[takkuneg]

Wow, this topic really has taken a turn. Let's bring it back to Elwood and his smoking. Ummm....he'll need a cigarette after we're done with him!

[Steam McQueen]

Originally Posted by Vinnie Blues

http://www.fanlib.com/home/property....jq43&search=Go
Under "Delilah Kelley" - that's my penname. Not everything is great in terms of writing, I'm aware, but I enjoyed writing these. This is what fanfic is all about.

Thank you. I was looking for a reason to get wise ... to get to church.

Elwood never forgot his Birthday Gift, Vinnie. 10 minutes after Jake got out, he returned the favour. Well, he drove. Jake had $23.07 to spend.




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[Syd-Blues]

actually, I'm more of a lace person...but leather's cool too.

[bluesharp]

Originally Posted by Syd-Blues

actually, I'm more of a lace person...but leather's cool too.

Lace??
I never had you down as a lace person!!
We couldn't tie or whip you with lace,mind you,whatever turns you on eh??

[Vinnie Blues]

Originally Posted by takkuneg

Wow, this topic really has taken a turn. Let's bring it back to Elwood and his smoking. Ummm....he'll need a cigarette after we're done with him!

Yeah, and maybe more than one ! After all, we are several to queue !!! LOL (okay, this one was easy... forgive me y'all, just got back from work today after a well deserved leave.)

[Vinnie Blues]

Originally Posted by Steam McQueen

Thank you. I was looking for a reason to get wise ... to get to church.

Elwood never forgot his Birthday Gift, Vinnie. 10 minutes after Jake got out, he returned the favour. Well, he drove. Jake had $23.07 to spend.

Yeah, you're right, Steam...
Actually, I would have loved that scene being in the film. Elwood is incredible. He's in a place full of ladies and all he thinks about is a cup of tea and watching TV ! Hopeless case !

Originally Posted by Steam McQueen

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I find him so cute on this one *sighing... hopelessly sighing...*
LOL

[Vinnie Blues]

Originally Posted by bluesharp

Lace??
I never had you down as a lace person!!
We couldn't tie or whip you with lace,mind you,whatever turns you on eh??

Everyone to their tastes ! Lace and leather, a fine mix.

[Syd-Blues]

I prefer lace...but leather is nice too.

[takkuneg]

Originally Posted by Vinnie Blues

- FanLib dot com : I checked the page first to discover that some of my fanfics had disappeared... it's the 2nd time it happens... So I had to reload the whole stuff. *getting mad at me 'cause I don't understand why... surely that lil' demon over my shoulder botching things up when computers are concerned... grrrr !*

I don't know about the first time they took them down, but right now you've got your "Adult Content" stories marked as "13+". You should probably mark them as "17+".

If they get taken down again, I'd set the naughtier ones up over at AdultFanFiction.net

[Syd-Blues]

ohhh, naughtiness....

[Jo_Pierce]

Wow... what a thread... how did I miss this?

[Blueblood]

Stick around Honey, it gets thicker...

[bluesharp]

Originally Posted by Syd-Blues

ohhh, naughtiness....

I know!!
Topic's gone skew wiff,again but at least we all like leather,lace,handcuffs
Don't we??

[Blueblood]

Originally Posted by takkuneg

Wow, this topic really has taken a turn. Let's bring it back to Elwood and his smoking. Ummm....he'll need a cigarette after we're done with him!

Well, you do know what Freud said about cigars...

therefore I do think this thread has taken it's logical course.

[Vinnie Blues]

Originally Posted by Blueblood

Well, you do know what Freud said about cigars...

Yeah, and we do know too what some other folks did with them cigars... oh boy ! LOL

[Blueblood]

Yeah...

[Father Elwood]

Originally Posted by Blueblood

Well, you do know what Freud said about cigars...

therefore I do think this thread has taken it's logical course.

No, but I do know what George Carlin said about cigars.

I don't see what Elwood suckin' on a "big brown d*ck" (as George calls it) has to do with fanfiction. Take it back to the slash thread, ladies.

On another note, Elwood isn't "cute." He's Elwood. There aren't words to describe his awesomeness. (Chuck Norris flavor'd joke. Typical, I know.)

[Syd-Blues]

Freud: "Sometimes a cigar, is just a cigar." Ha...Monica...